i was eavesdropping on a conversation while i was in line for something today; a young girl was talking to her friend, who just had a baby. she asked what the baby's name was and i swear to god, i heard "ashton kutcher".

ashton kutcher?

?!

so i think the girl heard the same thing, because she kinda laughed, then she said "f'real? what's his last name?!" and the mom gave her a funny look and said "kutcher" again like the girl's a moron or somethin'. kutcher. actually, more like kutchercher.

ashton kutchercher?!

ohhhhh. ashton quichocho!!!!

duh.